Hindi PJ's

Mstfrocks: ye haat nahi hatoda hai ye.
Permit: Apne sar pe maarle :D

English PJ's

There was a person named DAS.
He was working on project and he had some issues, the client asked him to solve some issue, Das after working hard leaves for the day, there he meets his friends Mstfrocks, Dhope(spell it has The Hope) and permit.
Das explains his problems to his friends, he says the client wants him to find solution so his friends said whats the big deal find it.
Das explains his friends the problem in his ways, so according to Das client wants him to find fish and Das says when there is no sea itself how can i find fish,the stupid Mstfrocks thinks when there is no sea he can search in lake right ??? in his mind, he was about to say this in the mean time permit's tubelight brain becomes CFC and explains Mstfrocks and Dhope that sea here refers to Database and Fish is the data, ohh wow permit didnt knew that you were mercury we thought that you were tubelight till now.
Permit : Shutuppp.
Dhope: He tries to console Das and tells him i will be pleased to meet such person in my life please introduce me to him i will help him to solve the issue.
Mstfrocks sees that Dhope's attempts to get Das out of his bad mood have failed and Das was in still bad mood he was searching for sea in his brains lolz, so he says to Dhope.
Mstfrocks: we should give task to permit to find sea.
Dhope: doesn't hear it properly so he reiterates you wanna give Das to permit,lolz no Dhope.
Mstfrocks: I said we will give task to permit to find Das's Sea so that he can catch fish,in the mean time something flashes into Mstfrocks mind and he says Das's sea = Daasi(the female version of Das in hindi) So we said Permit to find Daasi instead Das's Sea that will make Das happy and bring him back here alive looks like he is a Dead man Das without Daasi please find her on the way to your home.
Permit: No comments :D

i think of things tat just comes out at ne place n at ne time
1 of d things combination of dheon dheon of fraandship movie n some kannada lyrics
so it goes lik dis
manasalli khushiyaa
yenu vishya
helu helu sisya
dancing manassu
dheon dheon dheon dheon dheon dheon dheon

MY TRIP WITH MY COLL FRNDS

lyf lyf hain, lyf hain zindagi,
lyf lyf hain, lyf hain bandighi,
lyf tumhari tum jeeloyaar,
iska majaa acchi tarah leloyaar.

khaane ke liye jiyo tum,

ya jeenike liye khaao tum,

lyf dono tarf se chalti hain,

marzi tumhari jistarah chalaaotum,

lyf lyf..................tarah leloyaar.

lyf hain tension bhari,
tension ko door baghaoo tum,
tension tumhare paas aaye toh ,
ussey tum khel jaaon tum,
tension se chalti zindagi,
tension se daudti zindagi,
tension lyf ki part hain,
tension har zare zare mein hain bhari
lyf lyf..................tarah leloyaar.

Here's a bit shayari bahut boring hain mat padna kuch bhi nahiin milega isse, tike padna chahte ho toh pado.

lekin ham arz nahin karte kyunki karne ke liye kuch hai hi nahiin toh kya arz karein teek yaar tension mat lena suno ye bakwas shaayari meri khud ki hain isliye bakwaas bol rahaan hoon.

Dil mein sirf gam hi gam hain,

charoon taraf dushman hi dushman hain,

maja lete hain is gam ka log,

samajte nahiin is muskuratey hue chehre ke peche kitna gam hain.

waah waah kehne ki jaroorat nahiin kyun ki maine already kehdiya.

Ek aur borin shayari sunne ke liye dil rahna chahiye jiske paas dil nahiin hey woh sun nahiin sakta.

pata hain sunne ke liye kaan kafii hain lekin is shayari ko sunne ke liye dil chahiye

jaise pehle kaha ta arz karne ke liye kuch nahiin hai

Dil se nikle hue lafsz kisi kitaab ke pannon ke mohtaaz nahiin hote,

woh dilse nikalte hain aur dil mein hi dab jaate hain .

as i told earlier waah waah kahne ki jaroorat nahiin maine already kahdiya hai.

Nature's beauty REG:39

It cant be described in terms words will become less if you want to describe it i have seen the historical places are the beautiful places because though the humans do not live there it has become place for the animals to survive we are removing all their habitats . Especially monkeys they entertain the people and don't let the tourists get bored these places have the ability to bring them back after they have visited them. The place which you will not forget is Hampi the stone chariot lotusmahal and very much attracting are the musical stone pillars you will be impressed so much with that you want hear it again and again.
The other place i liked was TB dam garden, it is so beautiful that you would like to spend every weekend along with your friends the fountain at the entrance the grass covering the whole garden and the cool breeze of the dam. I would like to hve my house beside these places though you don't find facilities like here but you can have a peaceful life here .